Neurodivergent Shit Pen Set

Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens- 
WAIT, I FEEL LIKE YOU MIGHT BE JOKING BUT I CAN'T TELL
YOU MEAN NOT EVERYONE THINKS LIKE THAT?
OK BUT WHY ARE ALL THE SOUNDS SO LOUD?
HYPER FOCUSED OR FERAL ANIMAL ARE MY 2 STATES
EXCUSE ME WHILE I ATTEMPT ONE TASK AND GET SIDETRACKED